The extremists...

Iraqis

I feel a bit bad for the Islam religion itself. Idiot posuers who commit crimes in the name of Islam, I hope they get raped by mad Iraqi goats.. a whole herd, with their horns.. if they have any. Ivan please advise.. haha

Power up!

From a good luck msg from her~ yay but luck is not good enough, after I finish writing this I will..

1. Re-read all the stuff I mugged today.
2. Have an earlier night, sleep at max 1am.
3. Have a good LAUGH HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

#3. I just killed you-know-who's net connection multiple times. Oh god that was totally enjoyable, IDIOT! My sister also a bit too automatic now, take my laptop without telling me then log in. Don't know password then start shouting for me, basket. Not like I don't want to share, I don't want her to tell HIM my password which I changed again. But anyway I have come up with a new MASTERPLAN. I will block GB with ZoneAlarm on my laptop, then he can only play it on my desktop. But I definitely have to use the table when I get home so he can jolly well suck thumb or kiss my .. haha

So .. ok here I go..


"H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!"

1 more time?? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!~~!~!~!~!~!~!

Stupid is as stupid does..

Sometimes, there's got to be a limit as to how stupid questions can possibly be asked.. for example..

Dr Yap: "Are there any more questions regarding the final exam?"

Girl: "Can we use pencil for our curve sketching?"

Me: "Of course you stupid amoeba brain, knn university student ask these type of 千K问答题。。 "

If I was Dr Yap I would probably scratch my head, think hard for about 2 seconds then .. explode into huge guffaws of laughter. Then I would use my hand to cover over my face and switch into serious mode instantaneously and ask the girl something like "Is that a silly question or is that a silly question.."

The previous question was that if we were gonna use pencil in our workings then will the marker give credit in case we don't have enough time to write them down in ink. This question at least valid.. THAT question, is really ... gawd.. can't believe got people actually dare to ask such question. DOH!

Stupidity just reached new peaks.. DOH!

So hot..

The weather that is, and it makes me sleepy everytime of the day. When I wake up then the stupid computer will beckon .. lol.. my precious!!!
I'm just plain lazy and blardy slack .. and I'm starting to lose faith if I had any in the first place.. I remember studying quite hard for my GEM test and now the results I got back its only a B. Whereas GX studied only 1 day before test(he had no choice anyway) then he got an A. So now he has an A+ and another A.. so its most likely an A for this mod for him. So now I'm really starting to wonder, is it me or is it the studying method? Why can't I bloody score.. I need to pull up my score from the stupid C+ that I so didn't deserve. Damned bloody pissed already.. think I'm mentally prepared to go and sell ngoh hiang already.. :(

Somebody save me sigh..

In other non-related news, I'm meeting her I suppose for a very short while on Tuesday. That will be kind consolation.. (tio beh sai) So much for the stupid GEM.. hope everyone flunked..

Funny quote..

Me: Say, where ya from dude?
Him: Cali, USA.. u?
Me: Singapore
Him: Cool, never heard of it.

Hehe, didn't know our country is still so obsolete? I don't know.. hehe

GAHH!

Hmnn, today did a new experiment but I kinda disliked it cos for the duration of the whole experiment I had this headache. I don't think its due to the radioactive Strontium or Polonium but rather, the GM counter or whatever machine you wanna call it. Cos for every ion the machine registers, it produces a blip sound so its blip-blip, and then when you increase the voltage it becomes high frequency blips.. god... my head was gonna .. "implode" hahaa!

Saw Mr Sum my physics tutor on the way home, that guy is teaching staff but parks his car at Kent Vale free carpark. Hmnn haha "kiam siak" ~!

Anyway I think its time for a haircut although she asked me on Saturday why wouldn't/didn't I colour my hair? Hmnnn being such a non image conscious guy as all my friends will know, I just replied I couldn't be bothered. But its really true what, anyway I think its weird to have brown hair.. hmnn with black eyebrows especially, that makes you look super KOREAN .. those dudes in korean dramas. Oh man, they look so mutant with blonde hair, small eyes, and ultra thick and black "la bi xiao xing" eyebrows!!!! FREAKS..

Speaking of Koreans, there's this hype about that Bae Yong Jun or whoever, apparently all the obasans are going gaga over him. Don't ask me why, I also don't know but hey, the other obasan idol, "Dong Fang Bi Li" is going to Taiwan for surgery to treat some weird ailment and he will be taking a 1 year MC. Wait a minute.. 1 FREAKING YEAR OF MEDICAL LEAVE??? God.. the slacker! As if he is a 2nd Sun Yanzi, take 1 year break. I'm sure he'll be back seducing obasans before the end of the year hehe..

Anyway, here's a new line for all you guys who wanna curse at girls occasionally... Instead of "Basket that XYZ is a bitch" you can now go... "Basket that XYZ is a Kyle's mum!"
Watch Southpark if you don't know what I mean.. but if the girl you are cussing watches Southpark too, then good luck...

Some chemistry "quick bites"?

Not an ordinary rainbow
The red colour originates from strontium sulphate. The orange/yellow colour originates from sodium chloride. The green colour originates from barium chlorate. The blue colour originates from copper (I) chloride. The lilac colour that should be evident from the potassium chlorate is washed out by the other colours, all of which are more intense.

This might interest Yeingyeing? Or has she "been there done that"? Haha no idea but I find it quite fun if I could stay in a Chemistry lab and so such "experiments" all day long.

cold turkey

Ughh I'm itching to play GB, I haven't played it for 48 hours already... *cold sweat/shivering/runny nose*
Haven't really been productive even though I am not playing that cursed game.. bloody waste of time. I think I'm already in holiday mood!

The void in my life...

Erm.. the gunbound icon is missing on my desktop now ... sad... just said byebye to WWM ... told him I won't be playing GB till end of exams. Sigh, now really have to "integrity" and try to control. Wah lau.. soooo sad haha! Now my study breaks I don't know what to do already zzz. Maybe I'll play solitaire?

I read yeing's blog hmnn she's responding to the post on religion on Ivan's blog where he got it from Rachel's blog. What a complicated chain.. But anyway, I'll share some trashy views on the post itself.
I think Ivan quoted some famous .. line/sentence/stanza/paragraph/quote from Matthew whom I assume is ... one of Jesus' disciples.. I hope? Ok whatever but actually I saw this... line/sentence/stanza/paragraph/quote used before and it was a book on human psychology. I forgot the title but I remember it was sold in a store which also sold "how to make a bomb" So that's some irony for you guys..

Its about how the author realised that.. her husband was kind of blind to his own faults and many a time, you will be able to see your own faults in your very own loved ones such as your own children. So obviously the father has a ... bad temper of sorts and scolds the poor son for some stupid mischievous prank, I also forgot most of the content. And the kid yells back to his father and they start quarrelling and yelling at the top of their lungs. The author being a "bystander" of sorts, naturally develops a more neutral view and discussed this with her husband. And so she says, this is a case of the picket fence in your eye and her husband was totally clueless as to what she was talking about. Then to make her point she gave that line/sentence/stanza/paragraph/quote from Matthew and explained it to him, that he was actually looking into a mirror and he had to learn and change himself to change others.

Although what I'm saying is not relative to what the post is originally about I think its nevertheless useful to promote erm... harmony and happiness with your loved ones. Not to mention make me appear a tad more intellectual as well.. hohoho

I WILL UNINSTALL GB FROM MY PC AND LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!

Yes... once again since I have said it I must fulfill it.

And.. I can only reinstall and play it after PC1144 exam on 16th April 2004. That's it..

睡不着。。

That was Saturday, after I came home I couldn't sleep at all too "high" already. Well no I didn't do anything outrageous or what, just spent a few enjoyable hours with her. Basically bitching about life or actually, the lack of it. Listening to her whine about her timetable really made me feel super guilty.. I'm such a bloody slacker compared to her and I whine a lot more. Hahaha..

Well, I also found out some interesting facts about her, or probably women in general. Say you are down to your last 10 dollars, how would you spend it? For guys, the answer most probably would be.. food? Yeah, cos we are so freaking practical isn't it? Ok lah, at least I know I wouldn't want to be kept hungry.. She spent hers on her hair and she was really really broke.. not those "burnt pockets" kind of broke.. there aren't even any pockets to start with.. Guess girls generally have different priorities from guys.

During the performance, there was this "chance"... haha (machiam Takumi from Initial D overtake the Levin86 Turbo at the narrowest point of the course..) But I'll save this juicy part for later.. or for my closer friends only hahaha!
Maybe that was why I couldn't sleep the whole night and turned up late for soccer the next day, after which I did the "original prankster" thing.. hohoho~

Anyway I managed to spot GX's potential target at the performance too, because I took 1 look at her and I immediately recognised her as 1 of the councillors in my secondary school last time. Oo la la... very hot... haha~

Original prankster..

Yeah, has anyone heard of this song by Offspring before? Hehe, I just did something to irritate the hell out of my sister's bf who I think is a severe, permanent irritation in my life.

I had just returned from soccer and was feeling damned shagged and of course he's in my room playing the PC again. (Gunbound addiction) Nevermind, I went to take my shower first and then after I've finished he's still there. So I politely asked him "Hey finished already or not?" He said yeah, going to very soon and the game ended fast enough. He went to watch F1 with my sis so I had some peace and quiet to myself. After F1 he now wants to borrow my laptop for GB of course. Now if you have read my previous posts you will know why I don't really want to borrow my laptop to him. But being such a "kind soul" I lent it to him of course, in all "graciousness humankind has known"...

Here comes the best part hahaha, guess what I did.. Hey Hai~Ren you'll be hard pressed to find something even more hai-ren...

I waited patiently for his game to go until halfway before I pulled the lan cable connecting my laptop to the router, then I connected it back again after a few seconds! So that means, he will be disconnected from the server, he will give 100 gold from his account to each of his team mates, and he will minus 1 game point. HAHAHA!!!

Now comes the "even more best" part.. After nonchalantly reconnecting him to the world, I went down to get myself a chocolate and refill my water bottle. Within 3 seconds of opening my door, I hear a muffled "shit" coming from my sister's room. Oh man I am so eveiiilllll. Like I said, Momo no more Mr Nice Guy!!! Hehehexxxxx!!

Quick News #2

#1.
1 of the 3 robbers has been captured/found/arrested/apprehended by security forces. I don't have much more info, but all I know that the situation in Tekong now I guess its quite "high alert" hehe.

#2.
pams3 did 3 double kills in 2 days.

#3.
I'm going out with her tomorrow.

#4.
Momo has declared that he will mug like siao for the upcoming exams..

Now that I've said it, I must fulfill it..

Quick news

A gang of robbers? Or is it just 2 of them? Ok whatever, some armed robbers apparently fled Malaysia in a sampan after robbing some guy and lo and behold, they alighted at... *drumroll...*

"In the eastern part of Singapore, there's a place where idiots run to, where they train you to be a chao recruit.. that is TEKONG... THAT IS TEKONG!!!!!"

Are those robbers.. stupid or are they stupid. Hahaha! They landed on an island with .. thousands of soldiers.. their map must be outdated or something. And what are they going to do with all that money? Go School 2 canteen buy char bee hoon? HAHAHA!!!

Oh god.. That's quick news for you guys, personally a very amusing one to me.. (How many would like to think they are ahem... non chinese?)
Haha

Taken from Eliz' blog..

I think that was what is happening.. I can't think of a better reason... So my conclusion is that loving someone makes you irrational.. There's no way to reason and justify your silly actions.. and you can't prevent yourself from acting those ways... You just do what your heart tells you even when your head is screaming at you not to... and you hate yourself for being so weak..
So my dear readers, do you feel the same way some times? I'm not sure if this is really love or infatuation.. or maybe it's both.... Sometimes it's really difficult to define or classify feelings too.. I guess matters of the heart is always very complicated.. oh man..

What great timing, now I have officially received the 3rd uninitiated SMS from her. She is kind of jio-ing me to go and watch our mutual friend's performance this Saturday. What confusing times, I need a break..
Guess no amount of advice will help me now, its all up to me. I shall dedicate Yanni's "Santorini" to myself.
A most magical piece of music to soothe my nerves..

Ok back to reality.. MA1505C gahhhhhh!!!

Observations..

What do you do when...
1. You chase a girl you like for slightly less than a year already and yet you know almost zilch about her.
2. You don't even have her home number.
3. You haven't even chatted to her on the phone before.
4. Only a very short date ( all because of the CB MA1505C)
5. You would want her to be your A rank friend or perhaps S rank (Special rank.. haha) but you might and most possibly be just a C rank friend to her.

That day (Sunday) I was awakened by my handphone because someone SMS-ed me. It was her.. wait.. OMG ITS HER! So as I usually like to fantasize what SMS she might send me, most of the time I try to conjure up the worse possible message so that I will like whatever I see. So I was thinking, ok... maybe she decided to remind me that she wanted to watch "The Runaway Jury" (provided she is free, which is isn't.. so .. ahh fark lah).

But this is too optimistic already so I'm thinking she must be in some kind of shit then will need to message me. This is her 2nd, only her fugging 2nd initiated message to me.. Yeah anyway, my hunch is normally quite zhun so it turns out she was at school, using her laptop but can't surf wirelessly. Ask me for HELP. I would like to help her but the problem is that she isn't that good at computers either so after a few SMS I got fed up and asked her to call me instead. Most of the time her reply will be "Cannot lah, this month talktime I exceed a lot liao..." or "I'm busy now. Gdnite =) "

Only in shitcases like this, she call me immediately... I don't think I'm super sensitive or what but her .. difference in attitudes and actions really cause me to re-examine my place in her heart. I think confirmed is rank D man.. C- at most...
So now recently I have become more and more reluctant to help those friends who I am not very close with. Fortunately you guys reading this are most likely to be outside of the "list". Hehe.. the army guys will know what I'm talking about.

Like my family, my dad and mum always come back from coffeeshop to tell me about stupid actions done by people who are 不自动. Like gobbling up other people's meals, shouting and abusing other workers verbally, crazy antics done by very normal people in everyday life. Then my dad and mum always have to 做好人, settle the dispute lah, try to make peace. At one point of time I really felt being "used" man. Occasionally I have to go to this temple near Mohd Sultan road to change dollar notes into coins which my dad will use for his business. So my cousin just mentioned to my father that he wanted a share of the coins too if there were extra. My dad readily agreed.. never mind... i don't mind.

So gradually my cousin wanted more and more coins for his business too! From just a bag of 50 cents, became 3 bags of 20 cent coins, 1 bag of $1 coins, 2 bags of 10 cent coins. To put things into perspective, a bag of $1 coins is worth $2000.
The rest is $500 except 50 cent coins which is 1K. After ferrying the coins from temple to the car, my biceps totally cannot make it already even though I got trolley. Its as if I just shifted the whole signal store from 1st floor to Warrant Officer bunk in 5th floor. So of course I gotta kao peh what! I tell my father its very jialat, my sister also said we shouldn't be doing this for my cousin. If its like a bag or 2 we don't mind but so much is ridiculous, the Subaru Impreza's suspension can only hold so much weight before scraping humps...

Being the typical 好人， my dad said "Haiyah you all cannot like that, when you all were young remember after we sold our house then had to put up at his place? Now our stall also under his coffeeshop leh, we have discounted rental fees, our house he also lent us money to pay off the downpayment.., actually 我们欠他要算其实是很多。。你们不可以忘恩。。。
What he said is true but hey, was I ever given a choice to reject his "kindness"?
When my mother wanted to buy the house we're staying in now, I was the only one who objected. Then now, work so hard, complain that their backs ache, their necks are strained, what can I do? Its really 自找 what.. how else would you put it? I can only offer back massages and help out whenever I can.. but to be tied as a "slave" to an unwritten contract, sorry man, I only have my finger to offer you.

Moral of story: I am no longer a 好人。。 so don't ask me for help unless you came from Nanhua, 42SAR Signal Bunk 2, or you're BB offering me sex. Ok the last one was out of point but ... in today's context, being a good guy isn't necessarily that good anymore. What a long rant.. bleah~

Sunday philosophies

Being a super bored guy stuck at home with Maths tutorials, I have hence decided I will ... write down some *deep* thoughts. Haha, note the sarcasm please..

Hmnn having friends in life is really a blessing but sometimes it can kind of backfire? I don't know.. well sometimes friends start to ask for favours from you. Which is actually, not a bad thing because they think highly of you enough to ask you for help but hey, everybody gets tired once in a while right?

So I have hence thought of this friend ranking system (FRS) to categorize my friends! Haha but I won't tell you who's in which rank of course! Let's start from the bottom of the table yeah?

Rank D - Distant friend, occasional contact, keeps pestering you for favours, tries to sell insurance and MLM products to you. Basically just a little short of being a bugger. Haha~

Rank C - Ok ok friend, occasional contact, maybe you talk to them online only and you have fun talking about lots of crap, non-important subjects such as the weather, school work etc etc..

Rank B - Good friend, meet up constantly, you talk to them a lot, they know all about you and you wouldn't attend lessons alone without them. You indulge in your favourite activities with them together. You don't mind helping them at all!

Rank A - Best friend? You should know their telephone number by heart, been through crap with them and you will go all out to help and defend them in whatever situation possible. Someone who knows you care a lot about them even if you don't show it.

Actually got secret rank E - The outcasts. Haha but that's the definition as well as description already.

So next time if you wanna introduce me to your friend please include the "rank" too.. HAHA!!!
Most probably your friend will be puzzled. Ok ok, use signal notation please.. A for Alpha and so on... Haha!

Right now I think most of my friends are in B rank, maybe only 1 is A rank haha.. but hey, having a rank B friend better than no friend right.. then again, if ALL your friends are rank A, I would think that would be real queer. How many close friends can you possibly have.. I would say maximum, 2 or 3 for me. Its just weird to discuss those deep emotional thoughts you have with say, a C rank friend.

So after all this rubbish, anyone considers me a rank A friend? Hehe

Horny thoughts..

No lah.. just that that day I saw BB at bus stop mah, then GX also saw her there cos we were going to near my place for tennis session. At first all of us act cool, walk up the stairs in the most nonchalent manner possible act sat sat..

After we walk out of hearing distance from BB immediately GX spurted out " 好chio啊。。。"

Hehe.. so far in school I haven't seen her hanging around guys before, or guys hang around her for that matter. Never mind, then I sms Dr Lee hehe maybe can get his libido high during some dental anatomy session.. then as usual he never wear any _________ then maybe got some surface protrusions... hahaha.

He replied and told me to get her number. Wah lau I think I will stammer and blabber at 1000 X the frequency of Ivan's "permanent dipole-dipole attraction" rap-stammer speech. Its the small things in life that make your day, heh.. so remember to make other people happy. Don't ask me how, haha! BTW Dr Lee you want her number?

Very tired..

From playing tennis at Cashew Heights together with TCS, GX and Colin although he has a sprained leg and didn't play much. So it was 2 v 1 for a large part of the game *sweat*

Recently really feeling quite tired, lethargic, seem to me like I have lost the energy to do anything at all, very bored and sian, all I wanna do is hang out with my buddies, talk cock etc. No stupid MA1505C tutorials or Physics tutorials... As "A" put it, "sian 啊，要追女孩子， 我sian几bua了。。 又要花钱又要费力。。 "
Thinking of my situation its like one of the songs by S.H.E, "Yes I Love You" 1 of the stanzas describes my situation quite perfectly I think.

"时间，时间， 就快要没有时间了， 我们越来越象朋友而已。。"

Its another of my manic-depressive + melancholic moods at work again. I simply love whining, its therapy.

The devil unleashed.. (oh no...)

Gunbound madness awaits! Just did another double kill... which means killing 2 opponents with a single turn.
Meanwhile that earned my cute "sunny11" a cool 2142 gold which contributes nicely to my fund for miscellanous items.

Physics test is over but GEM test looms near.. zzz..
Time to take a rest.. shiok!

Listening to : All I have to do is dream by Kermit the frog and the mesmerising Linda Rondstadt(vocally only, visually I don't know)


Dream, dream dream dream..
Dream, dream dream dream..

When I want you, in my arms
When I want you, and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Dream, dream dream dream..

When I feel blue(or green) in the night
When I need you, to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is dream..

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime, night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm dreaming my life away..

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you
All I have to do is
Dream, dream dream dream..
Dream, dream dream dream..

Bleahhhh

I let out a huge sigh of relief, finally the test is over but I could have done quite well if I had not mis read the question :(
Couple in another stupid careless mistake in the 1st question and now I think I have only maximum... 30 marks out of 50.
Its gonna be another 60% test but I think this time more people will cui...

I'm now in Science library, quite cold, moderate amount of people and got this group of stupid PRCs, they keep whispering to each other. You know, even whispering although you don't hear the "bass" part of the voice, you can hear the "treble" part of their voices. Best part is that you can still make out their Chinese accent even though they are whispering. Haha.. I don't know why just now physics test some people simply refuse to turn off their handphones or switch to silent mode. Just now I think 2 phones rang, 1 motorola phone received an SMS and I think the last phone to receive an SMS is possibly Jingkai's phone? Haha ... maybe its another person's but I think its his.. right or not?

For me I've always switched my phone to silent mode when I reach the bus stop... yeah once I reach the boundary of the school campus I immediately switch the thing to silent mode. I cannot stand the attention if my phone rings in public then everyone turn and stare at you. So now, even out of school it is still left in silent mode. I only leave its ringing function on when I'm at home haha.

Last movie I watched was The Last Samurai, where I caught the trailer with her of course, of "The Runaway Jury". If you have a penchant for exciting, fast-paced, highly suspenseful books, you could go catch the movie or borrow the book from the library. Its written by one of the good "lawyer" authors, John Grisham. Actually after you've read most of his books you realise that his style is quite similar and doesn't really change. Nonetheless, most if not all of his books are bestsellers and that speaks volumes about his ability. But actually I talk so much about John Grisham, heck I just want to catch the movie with her. However her superhuman-wonderwoman schedule barely leaves her with enough time to take a dump, or have 7 hours of sleep. So I guess its a no-no for me even though she did mention to me last time she wouldn't mind watching it with me.

Feeling : Sian... physics test f-up again (what's new?)
Thinking: About her and why she won't reply to my icq msg.
Listening to: PRC whispers, science library aircon humming, random coughing, amoeba flying around...
Going to : Physics lab now, 3 more hours and I'll be through...

Overall morale for today: -10/10 (perfectly pessimistic)

Hahaha

Ok nothing has happened after I pressed the panic button.
I have just finished playing around 3 games of Gunbound so gotta start my last-minute work now.
I think up till now I have done 5 or 6 double kills, which is very rare in gunbound so I guess I could live off that satisfaction at least until Physics test is over.

GX has also started GB hahaha the virus is spreading.. well good luck for my revision!

Here's a superb one taken from Balderdash.

Wondeful story from Myo Li:

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying

"Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I
decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this
is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole ( I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen,Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.

"Hello."

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter and a news crew.

NOW I feel much better. Anger management really works.

More back of envelope calculations..

According to me and my sister, if I quit school and she quits her job, and we take over the family business... we should have no problem living comfortably... sigh but would I really want the $$$ or pursue my own interests? Well but my interests (cars) can't be bought without $$ so.... :(

Ok lah I don't want to be an airhead totally, so I shall continue studying...
DOH!

Panic button

I have to push it now... Physics test on Thursday I am dead.. :(
Freaking slack the whole weekend...

I'm really pissed at a few people and 1 of them is my sister's boyfriend. I have no idea what is so good about him that attracts my sister but nevermind. The stupid fucker, like to use my desktop/laptop, play gunbound nevermind. LIM PEH studying inside the room then he still play. Then now my sister gave him the password for my laptop. CCB that is my universal password lor and I am NOT willing to share it with ANYONE except my sis. Fucking hell, he thinks he is king or what? Come his gf house and can laze around, wait to eat dinner before drive back. NBCB my mother also a bit buey song him already if he continue like that 不自动。。 then he's gonna get it. I'll condemn him in TCS style..

TCS "That time ah, my sis bf come and say.. hey G.. ho sei bo? I just slammed the door in his face."

I can imagine myself already.. hehe.. *evil*

T " Hey TS never play gunbound ah?"

Me "Gun your lam par bound lah!" *slam*

wah confirm damned shiok..

Interesting question..

Richard Feynman once said that if 2 persons stood at arm's length from each other and each person had 1% more electrons than protons, the force of repulsion between them would be enough to lift a "weight" equal to that of the entire Earth. Carry out an order-of-magnitude calculation to substantiate this assertion.

Hmnn hilarious stuff

I'm currently listening to this song by the adorable Kermit, yes Kermit the frog..

If I were is the title.... Hehe it is really really really really FUNNY and yet its really sweet in the very innocent sense.
But since I have nobody to sing to, right now its a hilarious song. Hehehe!!

!@#)*(%

My younger sis continues to piss everyone in my family off including myself, by doing some really incredibly stupid and idiotic things which I shall not elaborate here.

Raise your hands people if you think I'm a health conscious freak, apparently my friends think I am.

btw, my new nick for my MSN is the poseur sounding "君わ、忘れない何時も。。"
If you don't know what it means... well I ain't telling you! Hohoho