Sunday philosophies

Being a super bored guy stuck at home with Maths tutorials, I have hence decided I will ... write down some *deep* thoughts. Haha, note the sarcasm please..

Hmnn having friends in life is really a blessing but sometimes it can kind of backfire? I don't know.. well sometimes friends start to ask for favours from you. Which is actually, not a bad thing because they think highly of you enough to ask you for help but hey, everybody gets tired once in a while right?

So I have hence thought of this friend ranking system (FRS) to categorize my friends! Haha but I won't tell you who's in which rank of course! Let's start from the bottom of the table yeah?

Rank D - Distant friend, occasional contact, keeps pestering you for favours, tries to sell insurance and MLM products to you. Basically just a little short of being a bugger. Haha~

Rank C - Ok ok friend, occasional contact, maybe you talk to them online only and you have fun talking about lots of crap, non-important subjects such as the weather, school work etc etc..

Rank B - Good friend, meet up constantly, you talk to them a lot, they know all about you and you wouldn't attend lessons alone without them. You indulge in your favourite activities with them together. You don't mind helping them at all!

Rank A - Best friend? You should know their telephone number by heart, been through crap with them and you will go all out to help and defend them in whatever situation possible. Someone who knows you care a lot about them even if you don't show it.

Actually got secret rank E - The outcasts. Haha but that's the definition as well as description already.

So next time if you wanna introduce me to your friend please include the "rank" too.. HAHA!!!
Most probably your friend will be puzzled. Ok ok, use signal notation please.. A for Alpha and so on... Haha!

Right now I think most of my friends are in B rank, maybe only 1 is A rank haha.. but hey, having a rank B friend better than no friend right.. then again, if ALL your friends are rank A, I would think that would be real queer. How many close friends can you possibly have.. I would say maximum, 2 or 3 for me. Its just weird to discuss those deep emotional thoughts you have with say, a C rank friend.

So after all this rubbish, anyone considers me a rank A friend? Hehe