Meaningful...

Yeah.. I was reading this to achieve inner calm and serenity...

No lah, I just went to sleep.. doh!

Oh I almost forgot to blog about this.. its really super irritating and farked up but being the calm and mentally sound me.. I .. I...

IRA #1 walks in with IRA #2
#2: Eh 我要那个酥虾饼(su hei pia in hokkien)
#1 proceeds to select a plate full of 五香.

#1: Er.. 这个。。 包hor..
Me: Ok..

#1 passes me 2 plates of 五香 like 30 seconds later..
#1: 这个也是包起来。。
Me: 那这两包可以参在一起吗？
#1：Eh, ok..

Of course I put the 2 plates together so now the stuff will be deep fried and put into 1 container. Hope you guys roger so far.. haha!

#2 saunters back after ordering her prawn noodles.. and takes yet another plate.
#2 orders more food from us, then tell me to 包起来..

I then confirm with #2 who is really VIRA(very irritating random auntie) that there are a total of 3 packets. She verify liao then guai guai go and sit at table 12. Meanwhile there is like and endless stream of customers and we are all super stressed, hot and shagged and rushing like hell..

I pass #1 her first 2 packets, she eyes me suspiciously and asks me why I mixed up the 2nd and 3rd plate. I give her a puzzled look and told her, "我刚才问你，你又说可以。"

Now #1 gives me a puzzled look, puzzled + blur, that @!(#*!@)%$ dumb arse!!!

#2 is really the best she literally "diao" me and shoots "你为什么参起来。。。" in the most painful and dulan tone possible.

Me: ... (-_-")

Later on I bring out the 3rd and final packet and i was super stressed cos I had yet to return the change to somebody else and the stall is so crowded and the coins are running out and the foodstuff is also running out. Ultra stressed.. and now #2 asks me, how much is it.

Me: $12.30
IRA#2: 多少钱？
Me: 全部 $12.30..
SDVIRA#2:我知道！我的多少钱？！！(I can't describe the tone as anything better than a bark)
btw, SDVIRA = super duper very irritating random auntie..

Oh god, who the f gives a damn how much your bloody packet cost. JUST GIVE ME $12.30 THEN I CAN BLOODY DO MY WORK LA!! After yelping and barking for a few more minutes she finally gave me $12.30 bloody hell waste my time during peak hour.

That's it for IRAS.. btw, IRAS NOT = Inland Revenue Authority of Singapore..
IRAS = Irritating Random Auntie Stories... haha!

More to come for sure!! For now.. yayee!!

But if you still don't understand here's the condensed version..

#1 gives me 1 plate to take away.
#1 gives me 2 more plates to take away.
She tells me the last 2 plates, can be mixed together.
#2 gives me 1 plate, and confirms that there are 3 packets in total.
I give the 2 "ladies" 2 packets first which belong to IRA#1.
I shoot #1 a puzzled look.
#1 shoots me a puzzled look.
#2 shoots me a 包公 look.
I pass #2 her last packet and tell her its $12.30 in total.
She asks me how much it costs.
I say $12.30
She demands to know how much her own packet costs.
Both IRA leave and I silently curse them..

Haha the curse part was honestly fake lah.. not that evil. Afterall, need their money lehhh!