Below is one of the most inaccurate, exaggerated and stupid, pointless type of "friendster testimonial" I have ever seen.

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How do I know its the most inaccurate, exaggerated, stupid/pointless/lame testimonial? Because I'm the receipient's brother and frankly nobody can be that perfect. Secondly my whole family agree unanimously that she's got an attitude problem. Not to flame her or what but I really think these type of testimonials are nothing but absolute crap. If you want to leave a testimonial at least allow it to have some element of truth if not you're just .. I dunno.. advocating a product or what? LAME!
On a second note, if you really want to receive such false testimonials... you might as well join pretendster.com and write some testimonials for yourself
For the ultimate LAME combo DUH..